normal people vs ed sheeran

  • Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
  • Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
  • Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
  • Normal people: were spooning
  • Ed: were resembling cutlery
  • Normal people: my life is falling apart
  • Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
  • Normal people: will you marry me?
  • Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle